1:00:00: It becomes time to put an end to love. Ash attempts to do what he has to do. He gets handy, he gets prepared to chop Linda into pieces with the yet-to-become trademark chainsaw, but he just can’t. So he drags her outside and begins digging a hole to bury the woman. And that he does, but as most of us know, that’s a very temporary thing. It only takes minutes for Linda to break free from the soil. And that’s when Ash puts the proper beat-down on the Deadite. With a swing of the shovel he decapitates the woman, only to in turn bury her twice. Ash’s life, so damn grand.