Behold the Glorious Trailer for ‘Velocipastor’!

Any movie titled Velocipastor is okay in my book. In fact, it’s got me extremely curious. The new trailer looks like two dump trucks full of fun, so we’re not going to hesitate sharing it with you. It’s simply too awesome to pass up.

Below you’ll find some additional details on the film, for now, enjoy your peek at the feature length film’s trailer:

Dig on the official press release:

Adapted from a 2011 viral short of the same name (watch it below!), the film is a feature-length horror comedy and ode to bad-b movies of the 70s, featuring appearances from goth music icon Aurelio Voltaire and world-renowned contemporary artist Jiechang Yang. Because why not. It has a silly dinosaur costume in it, everything’s on the table.

The film is about a priest (Gregory James Cohan) who travels to China and is scratched by an ancient artifact, which allows him to turn into a dinosaur. After initially being reticent to use his power, he’s convinced by his hooker friend (Alyssa Kempinski) to use this power for good, and fight the ninja menace that’s begun plaguing the city.

Writer and director Brendan Steere reassembled the team that brought success to his 2014 film Animosity, including cinematographer Jesse Gouldsbury and producer Brandon Taylor. Animosity was produced by Roy Frumkes and screened at festivals as prestigious as Fantasia in Montreal and Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival in New York state. It is available for viewing on Amazon Prime.