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Funko Toys: Elvira and Horror Heroes

Love horror franchises like Friday the 13th? Love Elvira? Love cutesy-wutesy wittle horror toys? Maybe trying to coerce your girlfriend to give horror movies a chance? Funko has just the thing!

Here’s an Elvira Rock Candy doll:


The boobs are a little small, even to scale

Don’t like Elvira? How about an ickle Stripe, Carrie, Pinhead, Jason, Beetlejuice, Pennywise, Michael Myers, Chucky, Freddy, Cthulu or Krampus?


Now some of the expressions are a bit off. Pinhead’s grin is just out of character. Michael Myers has a lot of frowning going on for someone in a mask. Carrie looks midly affronted. And what’s going on with Jason’s face? Not to mention Beetlejuice looks a lot like the Joker and Elvira’s boobs are still too small. But look at frowny little Cthulu, I wuv hims! And cutie pie Krampus!

Okay, calming down now. I’m a sucker for adorable Cthulu stuff. Hey, even if you hate them, you gotta admit it’s cool they’re being marketed as horror “heroes.”

By Lois Kennedy


About GhoulieJoe (169 Articles)
I wuvs the horror movies and like to write snarky reviews about them. I also included some pretentious as hell microfiction (don't worry, it's at the bottom).

2 Comments on Funko Toys: Elvira and Horror Heroes

  1. Matt Molgaard // June 22, 2017 at 11:24 am // Reply

    I can’t lie. I want Elvira.

    …I mean the Funko.

    Or do I?

    Liked by 1 person

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