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Theatrical Horror Releases for August

August 4th is coming, peoples. And do you know what that means? My birthday! Oh yeah, and some movie called ‘The Dark Tower’. Let’s take a look at what all is happening.

August 4th

The Dark Tower

Matthew McConaughey;Idris Elba

Director: Nikolaj Arcel

Cast: Idris Elba, Matthew McConaughey, Jackie Earle Haley, Dennis Haysbert, Tom Taylor

Synopsis: Roland is a gunslinger, a warrior from another world seeking the Dark Tower. The evil Man in Black wants to stop him. Lots of action-packed shooting ensues. Come on, you don’t need a synopsis for this one. Here’s the newest trailer:



Director: Bev Land

Cast: Dania Ramirez, Parker Croft, Rebekah Graf, Vanessa Angel

Synopsis: Students doing a report on a historical event unearth a werewolf legend from the 19th century, and get more than they bargained for.

August 11th

Annabelle: Creation


Director: David F. Sandberg

Cast: Miranda Otto, Stephanie Stigman, Anthony LaPaglia, Talitha Bateman

Synopsis: A couple take in a nun and a handful of orphans. The ghost of their dead daughter takes over the Annabelle doll and causes trouble. (Seriously, who makes a doll that looks like that and expects it NOT to be evil?)

Simple Creature

simple creature

Director: Andrew Finnigan

Cast: Carollani Sandberg, Russell Hodgkinson, D’Angelo Midili

Synopsis: A young woman is seriously injured in a bus accident, and her father turns her into a decidedly un-simple creature at the cost of some of her humanity.

August 25th



Director: Lars Klevberg

Cast: Kathryn Prescott, Grace Zabriskie, Mitch Pileggi, Javier Botet

Synopsis: A teenager finds a haunted Polaroid camera that foretells someone’s death after their picture is taken. And God help you if you set the picture on fire!

Happy watching!

By Lois Kennedy

About GhoulieJoe (169 Articles)
I wuvs the horror movies and like to write snarky reviews about them. I also included some pretentious as hell microfiction (don't worry, it's at the bottom).

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