Articles by GhoulieJoe
I wuvs the horror movies and like to write snarky reviews about them. I also included some pretentious as hell microfiction (don't worry, it's at the bottom).
By Lois Kennedy Director: Scott Beck & Bryan Woods Cast: Shelby Young, Chloe Bridges, Carter Jenkins Robin is a teenager mourning the suicide of her friend Ethan
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May 3, 2016 // 0 Comments
By Lois Kennedy Director: Naoyuki Tomomatsu Cast: Natsuki Kato, Toshinori Omi, Yasutaka Tsutsui Japanese movie from the start of the millennium. In a dystopian future,
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May 2, 2016 // 0 Comments
Written By: Lois Kennedy Director: Mark W. Curran Cast: Sarah Nicklin, Carlos Ramirez, Robert E. Wilhelm Rachel is a security guard with a “thing about
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April 29, 2016 // 0 Comments
Written by Lois Kennedy Directed by: Jim Hansen Cast: Matthew McKelligon, Jeffery Self, Bryan Safi, Edi Patterson, Jack Plotnick, Sam Pancake Joe is a sociopathic serial
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March 19, 2016 // 0 Comments
Written by Lois Kennedy Director: Brian O’Hara Cast: Graig Guggenheim, Jayson Spence, Barry Feterman, Hiram Jacob Segarra Scientist Frankie is encouraged by his uncle
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March 12, 2016 // 0 Comments
Written by Lois Kennedy Director: Scott Stewart Cast: Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid, Charles S. Dutton, Tyrese Gibson, Lucas Black, Adrianne Palicki, Kate Walsh God, having
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March 2, 2016 // 2 Comments
Miriam (Catherine Deneuve) and her husband John (David Bowie) are vampires. They have a grand time picking up couples in bars and feeding on them until one day John realizes
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February 26, 2016 // 0 Comments
Written by Lois Kennedy Directed by: William Malone Cast: Geoffrey Rush, Famke Janssen, Taye Diggs, Ali Larter, Bridgette Wilson, Peter Gallagher, Chris Kattan,
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February 21, 2016 // 1 Comment
Written by: Lois Kennedy Directed by: Robert Eggers Cast: Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Ineson, Kate Dickie, Harvey Scrimshaw In colonial New England, a family is banished
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February 19, 2016 // 3 Comments
By Lois Kennedy Directed by: Rob Zombie Cast: Tom Papa, Sheri Moon Zombie, Brian Posehn, Rosario Dawson, Paul Giamatti This is an animated movie directed by Rob Zombie,
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February 18, 2016 // 0 Comments
Written by Lois Kennedy Directed by: Stephen Frears Cast: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Audrey Tautou, Sergi Lopez, Sophie Okonedo Sounds like a porno, but isn’t. Okwe is an African
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February 17, 2016 // 0 Comments
Written by Lois Kennedy Directed by William Malone Cast: Stan Ivar, Wendy Schaal, Lyman Ward, Klaus Kinski Two multi-national corporation spaceships (one American, one
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February 16, 2016 // 2 Comments
By Lois Kennedy Today is a red letter day in the world of horrorphiles: it’s master director John Carpenter’s 68th birthday. Carpenter has a long, storied
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January 17, 2016 // 0 Comments