Counting, Examining and Detailing Michael Myers’ Every Single Murder in the ‘Halloween’ Franchise!
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNA-zQobo5o
12 human victims, although Doctor Terence Wynn does a good job of knocking some off, as well
32 Mountain Man
This poor dude just happened, by coincidence to stumble upon Michael Myers. He paid for the discovery with a knife to the back.
33 Rachel Carruthers
We all knew that Rachel couldn’t possibly be the heroine of two consecutive Halloween films. It’s almost a taboo notion. Some may have been surprised to see how early into the film Rachel had a pair of clippers shoved through chest, but in all honesty, there wasn’t much room for her in the storyline of the sequel.
34 Mike
Mikey suffers a pretty damn wicked death. It’s certainly one of the standouts through five films. The dude takes a garden claw to the face. If that’s not extremely unpleasant, I’m not certain I know what is!
35 Spitz
Spitz is hungry? Maybe a pitchfork will put that hunger to ease!
36 Samantha
I’ve got to admit, I’m a big fan of just about any onscreen death that features the terrifying blade. There can’t be a worse way to go, there just can’t. Don’t sleep on this awesome death scene!
37 Deputy Nick Ross
Okay, maybe the whole pitchfork thing is getting out of hand. I mean, come on. This is the fifth film in the franchise, it might be time to start allowing Michael Myers to be just a bit more inventive. Even brainless wanderers like Jason Voorhees have gotten pretty creative over time.
38 Deputy Tom Farrah
Want to know how Tom dies? Read the paragraph above. That sums it up well.
39 Tina Williams
Michael gets back to basics when it comes time to turn Tina into a glorified extra that’s eaten too much time as it is. So, you know the trademarked kitchen knife sees action once more. Tina doesn’t get it as bad as some, but catching a blade that big to the chest is obviously an immediate departure from this world.
40 Deputy Eddy Grey
Eddy goes out in a quick but savage act of violence. No blade is needed for this death, as Myers just repeatedly smashes his head against the steering wheel of his squad car. To call it brutal is an understatement.
41 Deputy Charlie Bloch
I fully admit that this one leaves me a little perplexed. The last think I imagined Myers doing was actually hanging someone. Well, color me impressed by this wide array murderous methods. This one really is a bit of a surprise, but it’s a fine surprise.
42 Doctor Hart
Hart dies off-screen, and the truth is, we don’t know exactly what happened to the good doc.
43 Nurse Patsey
Patsey’s circumstances surrounding death are every bit as mysterious as Hart’s. They essentially exit the film on identical notes.
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