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Counting, Examining and Detailing Michael Myers’ Every Single Murder in the ‘Halloween’ Franchise!

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

17 human victims

44 Mary

This, outside of Rob Zombie’s films, is probably the most graphic of the entire series, and characters like Mary let us know things aren’t always going to appeal to the appetite. Mary, Myers’ first victim, has her head shoved into a spike brutally.

45 Motorist

One neck break, one more worthless nobody out of the way! You know it’s getting gratuitous when any old motorist draws the ire of Michael Myers.

46 Jamie Lloyd

I hated this death scene with a deep, deep passion. It’s not because the visuals or the acting bother me, but because someone decided the idea of not only casting the wrong actress for the job was cool, but also somewhere down the line the decision was made to give her character absolutely no attention whatsoever. And a cheap exit. Watching the film it’s easy to never even know that that was the character once played by Danielle Harris, and survived some harrowing attacks while winning over viewers. This film completely disregards her relevance to the story, and instead hopes we’ll be pleased when the tractor harrows tear her to shreds.

47 Debra Strode

Debra Strode was far too mousey to ever even attempt at surviving an encounter with Michael Myers. Thus he had his way with her, interruptions excluded. She was a nice woman, but this scene only proves that nice women can get axed in the chest, too.

48 John Strode

Prick of the Flick? Yep. Feel bad for him when he’s killed? Nope. Kinda cracked a smile, in fact? Yep. This abusive D-bag gets everything coming to him when he takes a plunge of the blade just seconds before finding himself a human lightbulb, just electrocuting away!

49 Barry Simms

No doubt my favorite character and kill in the sixth Halloween franchise, Barry Simms was all personality. In fact, he was such a scum bag pig that it quickly became impossible to not laugh at his preposterous hyperbole and faux confidence. And then the humor tales a dark twist. Don’t look down, look up… into the trees.

50 Tim Strode

Tim seemed like a decent young man. He didn’t like genuinely frightening scenario, and for the most part he was willing to put himself in front of others. He was a good son and brother. And of course, he was destined to die. He gets his throat slit, but it could’ve been a hell of a lot worse… he could’ve gotten the Barry Simms treatment.

51 Beth

Beth is just a victim of circumstance. She’s in the wrong place at the right time and that means it’s all but mandatory that she be stabbed multiple times before breathing her final breath. They sure are dropping like flies in this installment!

52 Doctor Terence Wynn

Wynn pays his debt when he runs into the ultra-aggressively sinister Michael. He takes a machete to this vile, lying son of a gun, and just like that, the pompous presence on the screen has been exterminated.

53 Doctor Bonham

Doc Bonham receives the very same treatment that Terence Wynn was extended. It isn’t pretty.

54 Sanitarium Patient

This patient can’t win. First you wind up in a nuthouse, and then you wind having your belly split open, watching your guts fall out. Who said sanitarium living was easier than prison?

(60 in total) 5 Doctors Plus 1 Nurse

Through the latter portions of the film Myers uses a machete to just completely massacre facility employees. And he succeeds wonderfully, pumping off five doctors and a single nurse in the process. To be blunt, the man went full ape.

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