Counting, Examining and Detailing Michael Myers’ Every Single Murder in the ‘Halloween’ Franchise!

Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007)

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20 Human Victims

79 Wesley Rhoades

Wesley finds himself bludgeoned to death with a tree branch. Interesting way for Zombie start out his film? Yes, although it does tie into the storyline that Zombie has created. And don’t sweat a simple breakdown so much, this scene – which features one child beating another to death while he begs for his life, is surprisingly disconcerting.

80 Ronnie White

Ronnie ends up on the wrong side of a sharpened blade. So what does Mike do? The natural thing: kill the bastard! Maybe he should’ve thought of treating his stepchildren with at least a sliver of respect. He may have avoided a passion fueled slaughter.

81 Steve Haley

Proving that, while favoring the kitchen knife, he’s still versatile, Myers breaks out the old aluminum baseball bat. That’s really, really bad news! The thing is, keep your greasy hands off the Strode family, or you’re going to end up a victim of something grotesque.

82 Judith Myers

Look, Judith. There are only so many things you have to avoid to bypass a psychopaths murderous rampage. Skip the dope, never announce a future return, and no matter what, don’t even contemplating having sex. Apparently no one taught Judith the rules. For that, she paid the price with her life.

83 Nurse Wynn

Nurse Wynn is just one of the many medical staff that find themselves on the wrong side of a towering, faceless murderer.

84 Jack Kendall

Jack gets his head bashed into a wall. It isn’t a pretty sight to behold. But he’s not the only character in this feature to have his brains turned to hamburger.

85 Noel Kluggs

Kluggs is the man accompanying Jack in the club for clobbered noggins. In other words, this is the other dude who meets the same demise.

86 Zach Garrett

Garrett is another character to get in the way of Michael as he rages through the mental facility in which he spends his time. He’s turned the entire location into a blood stained mess. I’m guessing the chainsaw beatdown was just a way to blow off a different kind of steam.

87 Larry Redgrave

These wall bashing deaths are getting a little stale. I’ve ever realized how many people died in this manner, but compiling this list, it’s obvious that a good deal of characters ended this existence staring at a bloody wall.

88 Patty Frost

Patty Frost gets a little throwback love. This isn’t the first time Michael has ripped out a throat, and you know what? I have doubts it will be the last time.

89 Gloria

Gloria joins Patty in their new gang, which consists of only those who’ve had their throats ripped from their necks by the massive and aggressive Michael Myers.

90 Ismael Cruz

Amazingly this is one of the most impacting scenes you’ll see in any Halloween movie, Carpenter related or not.

Ismael has always taken a liking to Myers. He’s got a light hearted nickname for him, he makes sure he’s being treated properly and fed properly. Ismail has seen the boy grow to manhood, and he’s always expressed nothing but kindness to the man. So when Myers drowns and smashes a TV over Ismael’s head, it marks the true turning point in which fans go from curious to outraged.

91 Joe Grizzly

Joe Grizzly gets bold with the wrong fellow, and his payment is death. There isn’t much in the way of true torture in the shot, but it works as a solid reminder that if you cross Myers’ path, you’re in deep stuff.

92 Bob Simms

Simms halls victim to a murderous display we’ve seen in a number of films over the decades, but Rob felt compelled to give this torture his own little spin. Poor Bob, pinned to the wall with knives, looking like an over the top Halloween direction.

93 Lynda Van Der Klok

It’s been so long since I’ve seen the film I’ll admit this re-imagined character didn’t exactly impress me. Oh well, she got herself strangled fast enough that I wasn’t subjected to any awkward gothified gossip. A win/win for me!

Mason Strode, Cynthia Strode, Paul Freedman and a pair of officers lose their lives (for a potential addition of five kills) late in the film. Some of those deaths are left with a bit of ambiguity, forcing viewers to speculate on who may or not survive.

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