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Funko Toys: Elvira and Horror Heroes

Love horror franchises like Friday the 13th? Love Elvira? Love cutesy-wutesy wittle horror toys? Maybe trying to coerce your girlfriend to give horror movies a chance? Funko has just the thing!

Here’s an Elvira Rock Candy doll:

funko-rock-candy-elvira

The boobs are a little small, even to scale

Don’t like Elvira? How about an ickle Stripe, Carrie, Pinhead, Jason, Beetlejuice, Pennywise, Michael Myers, Chucky, Freddy, Cthulu or Krampus?

pint-size-heroes

Now some of the expressions are a bit off. Pinhead’s grin is just out of character. Michael Myers has a lot of frowning going on for someone in a mask. Carrie looks midly affronted. And what’s going on with Jason’s face? Not to mention Beetlejuice looks a lot like the Joker and Elvira’s boobs are still too small. But look at frowny little Cthulu, I wuv hims! And cutie pie Krampus!

Okay, calming down now. I’m a sucker for adorable Cthulu stuff. Hey, even if you hate them, you gotta admit it’s cool they’re being marketed as horror “heroes.”

By Lois Kennedy

Source: Bloodydisgusting.com

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2 Comments on Funko Toys: Elvira and Horror Heroes

  1. Matt Molgaard // June 22, 2017 at 11:24 am // Reply

    I can’t lie. I want Elvira.

    …I mean the Funko.

    Or do I?

    Liked by 1 person

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