Articles by GhoulieJoe

About GhoulieJoe (169 Articles)

I'm a mom who loves horror movies, the '80s, and the library. I write about the above three topics more than is healthy. I've got reviews, listicles, lil nonfiction pieces, and random bits of whutnot. I also included some pretentious as hell microfiction (don't worry, it's at the bottom). Because horror is life and vice versa.

Fox Announces Season Premiere of ‘Lucifer’, ‘The Exorcist’ and new show ‘Ghosted’

Miss your Fox horror shows? Don’t fear, they’re finally coming back! ‘Lucifer’, the chronicle of the devil living on Earth, is starting up season 3 on Read more [...]

June 23, 2017 // 0 Comments

Funko Toys: Elvira and Horror Heroes

Love horror franchises like Friday the 13th? Love Elvira? Love cutesy-wutesy wittle horror toys? Maybe trying to coerce your girlfriend to give horror movies a chance? Funko Read more [...]

June 22, 2017 // 2 Comments

New Horror Movies Coming to Netflix in July

Once again, Netflix has but paltry offerings for the horror fan, but here’s what there is: July 1st: Delicatessen The story is centered on a microcosm of a Read more [...]

June 22, 2017 // 0 Comments

‘It’ Will Have an R Rating

Unlike its predecessor, which was made-for-TV (1990 TV, no less), the reboot of ‘It’ won’t be constrained in terms of scares. The movie was given an R due Read more [...]

June 21, 2017 // 0 Comments

Eli Roth to Adapt ‘The House with a Clock in its Walls’ with Jack Black

Has notorious gore hound Eli Roth gone soft on us? This adaptation of a classic children’s book will be Roth’s first movie without an R rating in his entire Read more [...]

June 21, 2017 // 0 Comments

Korean Movie ‘Bluebeard’ Looks Amazing!

Looking for an intriguing murder mystery with hints of cannibalism? Not sure why it’s called Bluebeard, but the trailer is extremely promising! A doctor overhears his Read more [...]

June 20, 2017 // 0 Comments

Stephen King’s Opinion on ‘The Dark Tower’ Movie

Thirty-five years after the first book was published, after many failed tries, we’re finally getting an adaptation of the Dark Tower series. Stephen King himself was Read more [...]

June 20, 2017 // 0 Comments

Real Life Horror: Scottish Family Needs Nanny for Supposedly Haunted House

Childcare.co.uk, a site for finding reliable babysitters, recently caused a stir with a genuine ad for a couple seeking a nanny for a haunted house. The ad states: “We Read more [...]

June 19, 2017 // 2 Comments

‘The Institute’ is Ambitious but Misses the Mark (review)

By Lois Kennedy Director: James Franco, Pamela Romanowsky Cast: Allie Gallerani, James Franco, Tim Blake Nelson, Lori Singer, Eric Roberts, Josh Duhamel Isabel is a young Read more [...]

June 18, 2017 // 0 Comments

‘Who’s Watching Oliver’ is Gore Galore (trailer)

Looking for something bloody but with a little heart? In the tradition of killer-meets-person- who-loves-him movies like You’re Killing Me, Shock Value, Maniac (2012), Read more [...]

June 18, 2017 // 0 Comments

Neil deGrasse Tyson Talks Godzilla

Now we all know how believable Godzilla is as a character (that’s sarcasm by the way), but unfortunately Neil deGrasse Tyson says it just ain’t gonna happen. Read more [...]

June 18, 2017 // 0 Comments

Amazon Movie and TV Titles for July

Happy summer! Amazon is offering up some great (and not so great but maybe mildly entertaining) titles for July! TV: The Strain Season 4 (2017)–07/17 A virus creates a Read more [...]

June 17, 2017 // 0 Comments